February 2012
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Fuck Yeah Weekend Update!: The rest of the Academy... →
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Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An Attractive Woman Falling...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No.
I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...
– Oscar Wilde (via wolffangs)
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There is weird fan fiction out there — weird. They write stories and do manga...
– Benedict Cumberbatch (via raptorsahoy)